Arianny Celeste has an action figure?

I don’t think Arianny Celeste needs to be immortalized as an action figure, a Real Doll, yes, action figure, no. I mean, GI Joe, WWE  and Star Wars action figures will be pleased, since now every boy with an Arianny Celeste action figure will undoubtedly simulate sex with their favorite male action figures, or the errant Barbie their sister left out. As a tool for adolescent boys it’s not such a bad idea, but for grown men, we need something a bit more, useful. Come on Real Doll, get this project going! See the Action figure below.

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That’s it.
Anthony Dominguez
comedian.writer.lover…Editor in Chief