Anderson Silva is  the UFC MW Champ, has been for many many moons. With that title comes many perks. Like being the Face of Burger King in Brazil, and this nifty little judging job seen below. The one that involves judging Brazilian women in painted on bikinis. Yes, painted on, no clothing, just paint. Brazilian women, in only paint, on TV and Anderson Silva is forced to sit behind them (where I believe the best view can be had) judging the overall presentation. There is absolutely no job I can think of that is better than this job. I’m gonna go have a shot and try not to let my jealously turn into hatred. Play on playa, play on.

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Anthony Dominguez
comedian.writer.lover…Editor in Chief

Rumble young man Rumble