Espionage! Spies! Meh.

There’s a spy in Rampage’s camp. Just ask him. Or don’t. He’ll tell you anyway. More importantly: who cares?

You wanna know what Rampage is doing to train for his upcoming fight with Jonny “Bones” Jones? I’ll tell you. He’s sparring. Yup, sparring. Wrestling, too. Well, with Rampage it’s more wrastlin’ but you get the idea. Also, he’s working out. A lot. Lifting heavy things. Running around more than any sane man would. He’s kicking. Practicing blocking kicks. That spinning backfist that Jones does? He’s practicing blocking that too.

Because I’m feeling generous, I’ll tell you what Jonny “Bones” Jones is doing to prepare for Rampage: Sparring. Can you believe it?! I know! He’s totally sparring. That spinning backfist thing he does? He’s practicing it. Also, he’s working out. A lot. Lifting heavy things. Running more than any sane man would. Did I mention wrestling? He’s practicing that too.

Can we stop with the “spy” nonsense already? Do either of these guys think the other one is going to bring something totally, radically new to the fight that they haven’t already shown on tape in previous fights? Really?

Anyone know where Steven Seagal is? That dude’s like a ninja!

/RANT