Joe Son Convicted, finally.

Remember Random Task from The Austin Powers movies? Did you know he was a rapist and complete scumbag. According to his DNA he’s an a #1 cockbag. According to reports, Joe Son (aka cockbag) was arrested for felony vandalism (he is a genius) on May 16, 2008, he got 60 days in jail, violated probation and got another 90 days (he is wicked smart). Part of his plea agreement was to submit a DNA sample, which in turn led to the rape cold case  being re-opened based upon cockbags DNA match.

From E Online: (the worst details have been left out)

The rape occurred on Dec. 24, 1990 at approximately 12:30 a.m. when the unidentified victim was walking back to her apartment alone with her dog after going to look at Christmas lights with a relative and friend.

Per the Orange County District Attorney’s Office, Son distracted the woman by asking for directions and pretending he was lost. Son and co-defendant, Santiago Gaitan, then dragged her to their car and threw her in the back. After pistol whipping her and telling her they were driving to Compton, the men instead drove to Huntington Beach (ed. note- where they did terrible things to her)

It looks like some semblance of justice has been served. A Santa Ana jury found good ol’ cockbag guilty on 1 felony count of torture, sadly the statute of limitations had run out on the rape charges. So cockbag got a pass on the most heinous of charges. Kidnapping, sodomy by force in concert, rape in concert, forcible oral copulation and forcible rape while armed with a firearm. The cornucopia of cockbag things this cockbag did is unbelievable, and I may have questioned a few if not for the undeniable DNA evidence. Luckily, a judge and not the jury will determine his sentence. Santa Ana is not known for it’s lenient felony sentencing record.

Another positive is, with cockbags miniscule celebrity status he will end up getting thoroughly ass raped or end up in isolation for his sentence. Meaning he will have no contact with inmates or the outdoors save for 1 hour a day. Either one sounds too good for him. Enjoy your time Joe Son, enjoy your time.

***UPDATE***
Cockbag Joe Son has officially been sentenced to life in prison, he will be eligible for parole in 15 or so years, don’t expect him to be granted parole the first time around if at all. Yay justice.

That’s it!
Anthony Dominguez
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