UFC on FX Results: If I ruled the Universe

UFC on FX 1 came and went in your puny universe, you saw it, enjoyed it, complained about it or didn’t care. In my universe, things went perfectly. See below for the results. You will notice only a few minor differences.

Main card

  • Bantamweight bout: United States Mike Easton vs. United States Jared Papazian
    Jared Papazian defeated Mike Easton by TKO in the last 30 seconds of the 3rd round, leading to an immediate title shot for the newcomer. Both were awarded FOTN bonuses and Jared also received the KOTN as well.
  • Welterweight bout: United States Duane Ludwig vs. United States Josh Neer
    Duane ‘Bang’ Ludwig KO’d Neer at just 3.2 seconds of the 1st round, leading to a new UFC/MMA KO record, cementing him as the KO King.
  • Lightweight bout: United States Melvin Guillard vs. United States Jim Miller
    Miller defeated Guillard via submission (rear-naked choke) at 2:04 of round 1. Leading to a #1 contenders match with Nat Diaz. (I know this actually happened in your universe too, ain’t it cool)

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Anthony Dominguez
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