UFC Undisputed 3 vs Johnny Walker Green Label

I can say that THQ is great at hype, as is the UFC. If THQ and  the UFC were employed by Henry Ford, the Edsel would have been the most bought car in history, right behind the Chevrolet Corvair, front end be damned. Unsafe and any speed, not if THQ and the UFC are involved in the marketing. Take that Ralph Nader, rear naked choke to you my good man. As I’ve said before, Rear naked choke is the answer to any question, no matter the context.

What am I trying to say? It’s easy, these videos, the hype, the press releases, make me think this is gonna be the best game to hit the earths atmosphere since Jumanji. Yet, if I look below the glossy exterior will I find an unbelievably unfunny Robin Williams just collecting his Disney dad money?  Aagh, the pressure is killing me, will my hard earned $59.99 be wasted yet again? Or is it better served in the form of a bottle of Johnny Walker Green Label…time will tell. Cheers.

From the UFC undisputed website:

PRIDE MODE
The no-holds-barred Japanese MMA league brings with itbrutal soccer-style kicks, head stomps and ground knees to the head.

FINISH THE FIGH
Take your opponents down with punishing new moves, a brand new submission system and increased focus on presentation.

FROM BROADCAST TO CAGE-SIDE
Experience the intensity of UFC with new camera positions, compelling fighter entrances, improved facial animations and a gritty, high contrast appearance.

GAMEPLAY ACCESSIBILITY
Get right inside the Octagon with simplified gameplay control options, brutalizing opponents after stepping into the cage for the first time.

EXTRAORDINARY ROSTER
More than 150 of the most intense UFC fighters, including the addition of Featherweight and Bantamweight divisions.

EXTENSIVE ONLINE OFFERING
A significantly revamped online experience, including both new and updated features, rounds out the best competitive fighting experience to date for the franchise.

 

 

That’s it!
Anthony Dominguez
comedian.writer.lover…Editor in Chief

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