War Machine Jail Blog Season 2 Episode 10

War Machine (AKA Jon Koppenhaver) is back in jail for a 3 year old assault charge and just like his stint last year, he’s blogging from jail. We will be posting War Machine’s blogs with commentary in greenWe wish him the best and poke fun with only good intentions.

WM Jail Blog Season 2 Episode 10

Some film crew is in our module right now, must be for one of those shows like “Locked Up.” It’s pretty irritating, because we only get to come out of our cells 1 hr./day M-F, and today is Mon. which means no ones had a shower since Th. or Fri. So since these jerks are here exploiting us while we have our free time, we have to wear shackles and shit, even in the shower. Yeah, fuck that, I’ll pass. They try to lure guys into participating with, “you’ll be on TV!” Oh yay! And I’m sure the opportunity will be lining up for the new star once he makes his debut… lol. So they caught wind of the fact that I’m me and tried to get me to talk to them and show them my workout. “What’s in it for me? I’ve been on TV a thousand times. Order me a Pepperoni Lover’s Stuffed Crust Pizza from Pizza Hut and I’ll do it.” Of course they can’t do that so I told them to “fuck off.” I really wish I was English and could say it proper like they do… lol. I love listening to the English speak. Good for you WM, don’t let those bloody bastards exploit you (say that last sentence with an English accent to get the full effect). They found a way to get beer and pizza in Shawshank, they gotta be able to pull off a pizza in Nevada!

Anyway, I finally get to order snacks again this week, so excited! The 30 days of living off strictly what they serve us was rough! I came here just under 195 lbs. and I bet I’m between 175-180 now. The other day the probation department came to see me and when he looked at me, then back at my mug-shot he said, “Wow, you’ve lost a lot of weight!” Thanks for rubbing it in! Blah! I just ate dinner and am still hungry as all hell, fuck! Why don’t they give us real portions? In San Diego we got so much more food, even though it tasted like shit. I guess the one good thing here is the dinners are tasty, just another reason to want more though! Being hungry 24/7 makes me feel for the starving people of the world – before I never really thought about it. I couldn’t imagine being hungry every day of my life, from birth to death, fucking horrible. While on the nutrition subject, I only shit twice a week in here and when I do it’s hard as a rock and painful! LOL! Further proof of the malnutrition in this place! Never thought I’d say this but, “I miss San Diego County Jail!” Anyway! Viva San Diego County Jail, or something like that. On a side note, hearing about WM’s bowel movements has made this day that much sunnier.

I REALLY appreciate all of you that write me or put $ on my books, it means a lot. Crazy how I get more love from complete strangers than from my family and most of my friends, kinda fucked up actually. Regardless of that drama, thanks again for the support. I can’t wait to be free again and put on some more great fights for all of you!

I will get back up.

Jonathan Koppenhaver #2519422
330 S. Casino Center Blvd.
Las Vegas, NV 89101

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