War Machine Jail Blog Season 2 Episode 19

War Machine (AKA Jon Koppenhaver) is back in jail for a 3 year old assault charge and just like his stint last year, he’s blogging from jail. We will be posting War Machine’s blogs with commentary in green. We wish him the best and poke fun with only good intentions.

“I – a crawler? Never in my life have I crawled before the mighty; and if ever I lied, I lied out of love.” -Nietzsche- Nietzsche is the sh1t!

I obviously have not had the opportunity to watch the new MMA show that Spike TV does, in which they featured my current case. I have heard, however, what some have said. “He should have shown more remorse.” I’ve heard the same before, even “So what if you’re not sorry, pretend, who cares? You gotta give the big sponsors something to work with.” I don’t pretend, I don’t lie, and that’s because I’m not a coward. I stand by my actions, and I feel zero remorse for my supposed “victims.” What is RIGHT, and what is LEGAL, are not always one in the same. “I thought you ‘changed,'” “War Machine, turned over a new leaf?” No one “changes,” you can’t remove the stripes from a tiger. I love to FIGHT and always will and in MY opinion, that shouldn’t be a crime. Unfortunately for the world, I’m not a lawmaker. That being said, I also have zero desire of losing my “freedom” again. To remedy this, I have vowed: to never allowed myself to be put in a situation where there’s even the remotest chance of trouble, ever again. Just like a drug addict; all he or she can do is stay away from other addicts and the drugs themselves. They will always be an addict and their success will be directly related to their effort to stay away. THIS IS TRUTH, this is real life, and if it isn’t good enough for you, then go read a fairy tale. I refuse to be a phony. To me, nothing is worse than the priest who molests his altar boys, or the politician who is so tough on crime, yet gets busted with hookers and blow. I refuse to be like @JonnyBones, “Mr. Clean,” the Bible thumper. Just a few weeks back I read an article, in which he spoke on the UFC’s decision to become his corporate sponsor. He was quoted along these lines, “They made a good decision. You know, I’m not the type who goes off and gets a DWI and makes them look bad.” Just yesterday, a cop here told me that he totaled his Bentley, driving DRUNK! LMAO! Fucking PHONY! I don’t care what crime he committed, every human makes mistakes. What bugs me is that he will apologize and be returned to sainthood. Is it not worse to first speak out against something and then do it? THEN make like you’re sorry? If he never PRETENDED to be Mr. Perfect, this would just be another human making a mistake. But now he’s something worse; he’s a FRAUD. “At least he didn’t hurt anyone, you did,” chimes the old peanut gallery. Pure luck! He easily could have. Have I ever driven drunk? Of course, many times, most people have. The point is: “To be aware of the good and the just!” -Nietzsche- No one is so good. We agree with ‘no one changes’. WM makes a good point about Jon Jones. It’s hard to dislike a guy like WM, but we can see how a judge might. 

I want other stars and athletes to be REAL, to be human and stop pretending. I want people to accept my plan for rehabilitation and to bury the need for me to be oh-so-sorry. Do you think @MikeVick is REALLY sorry that he fought dogs? If you do, you are a fool! He obviously enjoys dog fights, yet everyone accepted his phone apology and each kid’s camp he participates in, further proves him “reformed.” If he was a real man and said, “I love fighting dogs, I really wish it were legal, but I know it’s not. I promise I’ll never do it again,” what would have been wrong with that? Maybe that line in “A Few Good Men” is right, “You can’t handle the truth!!!” Why is that so? Why has society abandoned humanism and replaced it with these bogus ideals? I dunno, but Nietzsche had a good theory. He blamed it all on organized religion and claims that it has taught society to hate the body, to hate the Earth, and to hate all things human. He said it gave us false notions of good and evil and in turn has made liars and cowards of us all. We who can not live up to these false ideals, and who are ashamed of our human (evil) thoughts, are FORCED to lie, forced to put up a facade in compensation for our lack of “goodness.” This same concept is what makes us NEED apologies in order to forgive; even if we know they are not sincere. Anyway, I can already see the flack I’ll get for this blog, Nietzsche predicted it: “The good MUST crucify him who invents his own virtue. That is the truth!” Damn, spitting knowledge about Mike Vick, we wish he would have said just that, would have been hilarious (not that we condone fighting dogs, but it is legal and perfectly normal in thousands of cultures across the world). If WM spouts Nietzsche while putting fist to face in his Bellator debut, our lives will be fulfilled. FULFILLED.

I will get back up.

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